first things first, please don't bother pretending like you give a damn; i like it better this way. i have no business here but i'll post occasionally and if you bother to look, please give me some grief about it. the more baseless and personal your criticisms, the better. anyway, i'm just doing this because i like typing, self importance.
so here's what's going on: i finagled a sinecure in the tropics and i'm riding it out. i stick out like a giant, bald white thumb. my past titles include missionary, milkman and step-dad. i currently pattern my life after tom hanks' character from big, but with more sex and drugs and less trampolines. and my soundtrack's better.
tree climbing is underrated.
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