cynicism is sexy.

if you think you can go to a foreign country and 'just pick up the language,' you're probably wrong. if you've done this, i hate you.

passive-agressive attention whores are to be avoided.

ned flanders and terence mckenna share a disconcerting amount of visible and audible characteristics.

more people have marijuana growing tips than i'd ever imagined.

if you stop in front of a hospital and sweet, crimson blood begins to gush from your shin, a few people are bound to point you to the emergency room.

expect little, get surprised often.